Toes for toofies

I have recently found out that my own toes are possibly the best remedy for sore toofesses. I know my Mommy and Daddy are probably not happy to hear this...seeing as they actually spent good money on specialty items to help. Who knew, right?

Anyway...take a point from Bash, if your toof hurts, just put your foot in your mouth. It feels much better. 

I guess I'm a chip off the old block, as they say. I've heard that Daddy puts his foot in his mouth when talking to people all the time.